WELCOME TO VICE FINANCIAL
Money is complicated. We made a website about it.
Above: Downtown Vice City after dark. Photo taken by an employee on a personal phone.
Need somewhere to keep your money?
Trying to buy a car you absolutely cannot afford?
Need cash immediately for reasons you would rather not explain?
Vice Financial can probably point you in the right direction.
WHAT PEOPLE ARE WASTING MONEY ON THIS WEEK
2019 BRAVADO SOMETHING
$46,995
or $699/month
for an irresponsible number of months.
OCEAN BEACH APARTMENT
$3,250/mo.
347 sq. ft.
Includes: walls, floor,
approximately one window.
PREMIUM COCKTAIL
$19.00
Ingredients:
mostly ice.
DOWNTOWN PARKING
$28 / 2 HOURS
Losing your ticket:
$175.
Prices reflect what people paid, not what things are worth. Those are different numbers.
VICE ONLINE BANKING
COMING TO LEONIDA
A digital bank built for how money actually moves in Vice City.
Vice Financial is rebuilding everyday banking around one app: a checking account, a savings account, a card you can freeze from your phone, and no monthly fee. Sign-ups are not open yet — this is a look at what is coming.
Vice Checking
Your everyday account. Direct deposit, tap-to-pay, instant purchase alerts and no monthly fee.
- No monthly fee
- Fee-free Vice ATMs
- Instant card freeze
Vice Savings
Automatic saving that happens without you thinking about it, which is the only kind that works.
- 0.03% APY
- Automatic transfers
- Round Ups on every purchase
The card
VICE
Financial
YOUR NAME HERE
Matte card. Contactless. Numbers on the back, where they belong.
Card controls in the app
Get paid early
Eligible direct deposits can land up to two days early, depending on your employer, their payroll provider, and whether anyone remembered to submit it.
Vice Cover
Fee-free overdraft coverage on eligible accounts, up to a limit we set and then quietly review.
Round Ups
Every card purchase rounds up to the next dollar and the difference moves to savings. A $4.20 coffee becomes $5.00 and eighty cents you never noticed.
Vice Builder
Build credit with everyday spending. No hard credit check, no annual fee, no lecture from a branch manager.
How it will work
Join the list
Leave your details at any branch when sign-ups open.
Get your card
Card arrives by mail in about a week, sooner in Vice City proper.
Move your deposit
Point your paycheck at the account and the rest happens on its own.
What it costs
Illustrative product preview. Vice Financial online banking is not open for sign-up and no account is shown. Deposits insured up to the applicable limit.
VICE PLATINUM CARD
VICE PLATINUM
4921 0087 3310 0044
MEMBER SINCE 1987
Look richer without doing the difficult part.
Credit limits subject to:
- income
- credit history
- vibes
- whatever our computer says
APR: 17.99%–39.99%
ASK AT A BRANCHApplying may affect your credit score, self-esteem, or weekend plans.
FIND AN ATM
| Location | Address | Distance | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| VICE FINANCIAL ATM | 100 Ocean Drive | 0.2 mi | 24 HOURS |
| FLEECA ATM | Washington Ave. | 0.7 mi | Fee: Probably |
| VICE FINANCIAL ATM | Little Havana Plaza | 1.4 mi | Lobby hours |
| BANK OF LEONIDA ATM | Port Gellhorn | 3.1 mi | Out of network |
Distances are approximate and assume you are standing where we think you are.
AUTO FINANCE
YOU PICK THE CAR.
WE MAKE IT TAKE YEARS TO PAY OFF.
| Vehicle | Price | Est. Payment |
|---|---|---|
| BRAVADO GAUNTLET | $58,900 | $947/mo. for what will feel like forever. |
| DECLASSE VAMOS | $34,250 | $612/mo. 84 months. Yes, 84. |
| VAPID DOMINATOR | $61,400 | $1,014/mo. Insurance sold separately, aggressively. |
| ALBANY EMPEROR | $4,995 | $189/mo. Sold as-is, where-is, why-is. |
PROPERTY
Own a small part of Leonida before the ocean does.
Photo may depict a different part of Leonida.
VICE CITY STUDIO
$425,000
412 sq ft
1 BED • 1 BATH • 0 PARKING
HOA covers the hallway.
LEONIDA KEYS HOME
$1,150,000
2,140 sq ft
3 BED • 2 BATH • 1 DOCK
Waterfront* *depending on tide
PORT GELLHORN DUPLEX
$219,500
1,050 sq ft
2 BED • 1 BATH • 2 UNITS
Tenants included, unfortunately.
APPLY FOR MONEY
Personal loans from $500 to $75,000 for reasons you may describe as broadly as you like.
| Personal loan APR | 11.99% – 34.99% |
| Origination fee | Yes |
| Approval time | Minutes to weeks |
| Early payoff penalty | We'd prefer you didn't |
HELP & FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
- How do I open an account?
- Visit any branch with two forms of identification and a calm demeanor.
- Why was I charged a fee?
- Fees are disclosed in the agreement you agreed to without reading.
- Rates?
- Rates subject to change whenever rates change.
- Is my money insured?
- Deposits are insured up to the applicable limit, which is lower than you think.