Leonida's Most Trusted Name in Money-ish Things
VICE CITY
87°F
PARTLY STICKY
★★★ THE FUTURE OF MONEY IS HERE!!! ★★★
$VICE - COMING SOON
Digital currency for Vice City and Leonida. Launch details to follow.
COMING SOON*Vice Financial cannot confirm that your money will increase by 100x, 10x, 2x, 1x or at all. "Instantly" is a marketing term and does not necessarily refer to any recognizable unit of time.
NEW!!!GETRICH
NOWLIMITED TIME (probably)
$VICE RIGHT NOW!!!
$0.2458
+10.98% TODAY
IT'S GOING UP!!!
It was going down when we wrote this yesterday.
*Why would you do that?
Chart is illustrative. Bars were arranged for encouragement.
Trade $VICE from your phone, at a red light, during a family dinner, anywhere.
STILL USING DOLLARS???
Dollars are made of paper.
VICE is made of numbers.
You tell us which sounds more advanced.
| BORING OLD MONEY | $VICE |
|---|---|
| Exists physically | Unfortunately no |
| Accepted everywhere | We're working on it |
| Government backed | Ew |
| Can go up 400% overnight | Probably not |
| Has a cool V on it | YES |
| Celebrities might tweet about it | POSSIBLY!!! |
| Understandable | NO!!! |
THE CHOICE IS OBVIOUS.
HOW CRYPTO WORKS
STEP 1
COMING SOON
You can't buy $VICE yet. Check back later.
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STEP 2
WAIT
Could be minutes. Could be months.
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STEP 3
NUMBER GOES UP
Hopefully.
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STEP 4
YOU'RE RICH!!!
*Steps 3 and 4 are not guaranteed.
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*Steps 3 and 4 are not guaranteed.
WHY $VICE?
FAST
Transactions happen at approximately computer speed.
SECURE
Protected by technology we were assured is extremely complicated.
DECENTRALIZED
Nobody is completely sure who's in charge.
PROFITABLE*
Look at that chart! *Chart is decorative.
LIMITED SUPPLY
There can't be infinite Vice Coin. We asked.
MADE IN VICE CITY
Where several excellent financial decisions have historically been made.
EXPERT $VICE PRICE PREDICTIONS
| TODAY | $0.24 |
| NEXT WEEK | $7.00 |
| NEXT MONTH | $84.00 |
| 2027 | $19,400 |
| 2030 | MORE MONEY THAN EXISTS |
Predictions generated by three guys outside a Vice City nightclub.
OUR ANALYSTS RAN THE NUMBERS
Past performance is something we prefer not to discuss.
WHAT OUR HOLDERS SAY
★★★★★
“I bought $VICE Tuesday and quit my job Wednesday.”
— Kyle, 22
Currently seeking employment
★★★★★
“My cousin said crypto was a scam. My cousin drives a 2007 minivan.”
— Ricky, Vice City
★★★★★
“I don't know what blockchain means but I'm up $46.”
— Melissa R.
★☆☆☆☆
“I lost my password.”
— Dennis
VICE FINANCIAL RESPONSE: We're sorry to hear that, Dennis.
★★★★★
“TO THE MOON!!!!!”
— xX_ViceKing420_Xx
Verified Financial Expert* *Not verified.
LOOK AT IT.
It's gold.
It's digital.
We don't understand that either.
| NAME | Vice Coin |
| SYMBOL | $VICE |
| FOUNDED | 2026 |
| CREATED BY | People with computers |
| HEADQUARTERS | Vice City, Leonida |
| UTILITY | Yes |
| BLOCKCHAIN | Extremely |
ACTUALLY USE IT!
Participating Leonida businesses currently accepting Vice Coin:
VICE CITY TAXI
✓ $VICE accepted
24/7
✓ $VICE accepted
OCEAN VIEW HOTEL
✓ $VICE accepted
VANILLA UNICORN
✓ $VICE accepted
*Certain transactions excluded from statements upon request.
SUNSHINE AUTOS
✓ $VICE accepted
*Down payment still required. Nice try.
VICE CITY PARKING AUTHORITY
✓ $VICE accepted
*Unfortunately.
Photo simulated. Coins depicted are conceptual and also not real.
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
- IS $VICE A GOOD INVESTMENT?
- Our lawyers have asked us to answer: "We cannot provide investment advice." Our marketing department says: LOOK AT THE CHART!!!
- CAN $VICE GO TO ZERO?
- Technically lots of things can happen. Next question.
- WHO CREATED VICE COIN?
- A talented team of developers, financial professionals and one guy who wouldn't give us his last name.
- WHAT IS A BLOCKCHAIN?
- Next question.
- IS THIS SAFE?
- We have a padlock icon at the top of the website.
- CAN I LOSE MONEY?
- Only if the price goes down.
- WHAT IF I FORGET MY PASSWORD?
- Dennis already asked us this.
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR???
THE NEXT BITCOIN ALREADY HAPPENED. THIS IS THE NEXT SOMETHING ELSE!!!
COMING SOON!!!